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officialannakendrick:

sextronautt:

y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

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stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
kissmyassanorexia:

my writings :)

my writings I found them again haha
evil-dr-amina-acid:

heavvymetalqueen:

belle-de-nuit:

babysansa:


“This guy reading the newspaper on the subway is Keanu Reeves.He is from a problematic family. His father was arrested when he was 12 for drug dealing and his mother was a stripper. His family moved to Canada and there he had several step dads.He watched his girlfriend die. They were about to get married, and she died in a car accident. And also before that she had lost her baby. Since then Keanu avoids serious relationships and having kids.He’s one of the only Hollywood stars without a mansion. He said: ‘I live in a flat, I have everything that I need at anytime, why choose an empty house?’One of his best friends died by overdose, he was River Phoenix (Joaquin Phoenix’s brother). Almost in the same year Keanu’s father was arrested again. His younger sister had leukemia. Today she is cured, and he donated 70% of his gains from the movie Matrix to Hospitals that treat leukemia.In one of his birthdays, he went to a little candy shop and bought him a cake, and started eating alone. If a fan walked by he would talk to them and offer some of the cake.He doesn’t have bodyguards, and he doesn’t wear fancy clothes.When they asked him about ‘Sad Keanu’, he replied: ‘You need to be happy to live, I don’t.’”



#most misunderstood creature of our time

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More reasons to love Keanu
My first Lindt bunny in 5,6…7 years!? All thanks to my gorgeous boyfriend Toby. Love him to bits.
MAJOR WIN

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

pacapaldalecki:

michiemurder:

On a scale of Thorin to Kili, what’s your current mood?

Bilbo
terrifying.
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